Well, if there's one thing about
Melrose Place, it's that it gives me a lot to write about. Was it better than last week? I think it hit about the same level of mediocrity, with some especially fun segments, and some really really bad fashion.
The segment before the first commercial was utterly uninteresting. Nothing happened. I might have turned it off then without having a clue of the difficulties and drama any of the characters would face during the episode.
As always, Katie Cassidy as Ella delivered a performance worthy of my tuning in. Her complication? Her office is downsizing and she's being let go. Or at least, that's what her new boss (played by the ever-so-handsome Victor Webster*) has planned, but she convinces him to give her the weekend to land a big client and save her job. She delivers this with perfect confidence, but as she leaves her office, that shadow of doubt crosses her face. From the start, Ella personality has levels, and we get to see that. I will be moved when something happens to make her cry, because it is so unlike her, but I will believe it.
David, the art thief who hands over priceless stolen paintings in restaurants (really believable, guys), is going to a party to steal a watch, and Ella coerces him to take her with him. He steals a one-of-a-kind watch, while she, dressed in the most awful white bag dress imaginable, convinces her target star he's over exposed (by getting a picture of him with his pants down). The highlight of the party? When they run into Dr. Lauren out with her latest John, Toby's friend Rick (Niall Matter*). Yup, Lauren, convinced by Ella to do whatever she has to to become a doctor (a lovely scene showing the depth of friendship between the two flatmates), is selling herself for $5000 a pop.
At the end of the episode, Rick asks if he can take Lauren out on a real date, but she just wants her money. She still needs $20 000 by the end of the semester or she's out on her ear. Though really, Rick was hot and rich...she could have at least made him a deal for the rest of the money and seen how it went.
At the end of the episode, ballsy Ella's kept her job.
Ashley Simpson-Wentz got to show us her crazy side this week. If it wasn't obvious last week from the fact she stole Sidney's photo of the memorial shrine, Violet's Sydney's daughter. And she's slightly insane...which she clearly got from her mom. Her wild eyes and intensity worked for those moments, but the rest was blah! She has no fashion sense, and when Ella dressed her up so she could get a job as the hostess at Augie's work, well I think with that outfit, she could make a lot of money working on the corner. After all, she approves of the way Lauren's making her dough. It's quite bizarre how the rest of the people living at Melrose Place have befriended her so quickly. I'd love to live in a complex where everyone is my friend - do those really exits? And how did Violet get such a nice place without a background check?
The worst part of the show is those flashback scenes. Not only are they the most cheesy slightly grainy and colour saturated segments, but no one can act in them. Is that what Laura Leighton brings out in other actors? And worse, the reveals are obvious and forced. Have they ever heard of subtlety. Sure, smack us over the head with all the problems, tell us what they are and how everything went down, don't let us discover over time and speculate about anything. Heck, might as well tell us who killed Sydney right now.
Finally, I suppose I should mention Jonah and Riley, our engaged couple. Well they are doomed. No trust and lots of anger. Riley, of course, has issues with Ella, and by being upset with Jonah over it when he is trustworthy is just going to put a wedge between them. Then Jonah gets upset because Riley and Augie talked for 37minutes and 23 seconds (according to the security camera he just installed). Instead of realizing how cute his jealousy was, when he clearly watched the tape and saw that nothing inappropriate happened, Riley gets pissed off. Sure by the end of the episode they resolve everything, but those two have issues I'm not even sure the writers know about.
Oh, and Augie can't act.
So that was this week's Melrose Place...we'll see what I'm doing next Tuesday night.